So, I recently discovered the existance of a movie that might be the worst ever made (I haven't yet seen it). I told a good friend the title only and he decided that he must have it. I bought it for him for $2. A note, the spelling mistake and exclamation points in quotation marks are actually on the box.
The movie is entitled: "Pinata: Survival Island"Tag lines:"A weekend to dismember." and "You don't get voted off this island!"The synopsis:"A group of college fraternity and sorority kids show up for an island adventure, the annual Cinco de Mayo treasure hunt. With women's and men's underwear scattered around the island and guy and girl teams handcuffed into pairs, the testosterone is high and the scheming is down and dirty to collect the most underwear before the finish line. The fun and games turn into a contest of survival when two of the co-eds smash an ancient pinata reviving the demon sprits within. Evil has gone whack! Suddenly the drunken and sexy exploits become hide-from-the-creep. Only something this evil could tear such good friends apart!"
On a personal note, this past week in my personal life has been intense and amazing. I don't know why I don't go out and meet new people more often, because I have had some damn good luck in the person-meeting department. I really love all of you, my people.